Booss n Bahasa Melayu

HI Maryati Selamat Pagi...
nth kenapa tetiba aje mat salleh ni nk ckp BM ngn guwe...i saw he walk in together with 2books. i wonder wat books it is.

boss: i got dictionary.
staff: wat dictionary?
boss: bahasa malaysia - bahasa inggeris dictionary( smbil tunjuk2 tajuk buku tu). Inggeris is english? hahaha...funny spelling
staff: =.=
boss: its been 2 years im in malaysia..so i think dis is the rite time to learn malay language.
staff: :)
(ala ckp je la nk kawen ngn org melayu. nk kaber2 lak :p...sori boss)


afternoon after lunch

boss: alooooo...ahh vry hot outside there!!! n wat i hav been taught, "Panashh nk mampushh!!!"
staff: harrrr....wahahahhaha (farnie boss guwe ni & im pretty sure dis words is not coming from dat 'dictionary' )

apa2 je la boss..


evening

boss: 2 years in bahasa melayu?
staff: 2 tahun.
boss: 'tua tahun'? (demm!! :p)



the day after

11.45am

staff: boss i hav to go now. need to go to tmnet. complaint bout my internet problem.
boss: ok mar...."tampas!!!"
staff: arr what?...??..??
boss: slap them.
staff: haha (aih mane la die belajar ckp ni...)


5.45pm
(while packing laptop..its time to go back!!)

boss: (dr bilik die teitba menjerit) TAHNIAS!!TAHNIAS!!
staff: keep looking each other..=.=
boss: congrats marr!!!
staff: (haduii rosak bahasa ku..) hahah bout what?
boss: ;;) (main mate pulak die)
staff: shrinking?!!
boss: ya ya ya....
staff: heeee :p